Shoulder Shrug Wins Thriller, is 5-0

Shrug faced their first real test of the season last Friday night against The JagerBombers-- and came out on top 19-6. “This was probably the best game all season,” ex-quarterback and newfound defensive talent Tyler Bennett said. “I was finally happy to break a sweat.”

In an uncharacteristic start, FOSS only managed 6 points in the first half. The offense only clicked on one play—a 70 yard touchdown to WR Taylor Gordon on a hitch-n-go. But due to drops, miscues, and poor flag attachment, two touchdowns were nullified and another was blown. The JagerBombers last second TD ended the first half in a 6-6 tie—the first time this season FOSS did not enter the intermission with the lead, according to Ginny Blottie Fact Checker, Inc.

Kyle Woods opened part two with a drive capped by a fourth and goal touchdown. And in that instant, Shrug’s defense woke up and stifled the JagerBombers for the rest of the half. Notable deflections by Taylor Gordon, Alan Zolfart, and Tim Ghiorso broke up potential deep plays that would have put the JagerBombers back in the game. Astounding pressure from former Olympic sprinter Drew Blottie also forced the opposing QB into errant throws and put the JagerBombers in 4^th and long situations that usually fell short. “I’m just trying to impress my hero, Tony CJ,” Blottie said.

WR Tim Ghiorso's sweat transferred Poison Oak to opposing defenders.

The end score read 19-6 in national newspapers, but the real story was how FOSS battled through a sluggish start—against a tough opponent--for a gritty victory.

“They did not play so well, and I expect a better effort next time,” Jeff Bennett commented after the game. “My family came out to watch this (expletive)? Tyler owes me gas money.” (Tyler was last seen being pulled off the field by the ear, in apparent pain).

FOSS is 5-0 for the first time in franchise history and play against TBA next week. It has been reported by fans and friends that TBA sent scouts to FOSS’ game last Friday night to take notes and strategize. “They won’t get any cupcakes if they cheat to win,” Shawna Bennett urged.

Shoulder Shrug will attempt to go 6-0 this Friday night, which would guarantee them a number one seed and neutral field advantage throughout the playoffs. Game time is at 8.30pm at John Kemp Field in Folsom.